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 The Happy Little Tetrad
 
 
 | Once upon a time, just off the coast of New Zealand, there lived a happy tetrad of Deinococcus radiodurans bacteria. | 
   | As our tetrad of bacteria exited their sewer pipe, they marveled at the beauty of the ocean. This specific tetrad happened to be very proud of itself, and rightly so. | 
   | A nearby diatom happened to overhear the tetrad, and disagreed loudly. | 
   | A small isopod, overhearing the diatom, also stepped in. | 
   | The isopod boasted so loudly, that a nearby bony fish could not help but reply. | 
   | A tuatara, unimpressed by the fish's logic, scoffed from a nearby rock. | 
   | The tuatara was overheard by a nearby rook, who crowed loudly. | 
   | Steve, who had been listening to the entire argument thus far, was ready to set all the others straight. | 
   
 
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